"Oscar Wilde tired of fashion. Naming it a trivial sort of intolerable ugliness.
Thousands of teeny-boppers parents believe it an insufferable past time, conveniently allowing their own memories to slip.
Millions of 'tweens' believe it a necessity. Trends, publications, the joining of two nouns to create fads; jeggings.
Til you're fashion knowledge enters its Wintour. You're more tragically ironic than Coco Sumner."